East Cobb County, Georgia. One of the wealthiest parts of Georgia. Newt Gengrich’s old Congressional District. Ralph Reed’s base of support for the Lt. Governor’s race. McMansion paradise – new ones are constantly being built wherever you drive. A conservative politican’s wet dream, and its where I both work and live.
Sometimes it’s not easy being liberal in East Cobb.
Ok. A lot of the time it’s not easy being liberal in East Cobb.
Example – My Weight Watchers meeting on a typical Friday in January. The person in front of me, lets call her Barbara, is talking about how her daughter is a columnist for the Marietta Daily Journal to another old lady, lets call her Lynne. Here’s an approximation of the conversation -
Lynne: I love your daughter’s columns!
Barbara: Well, they can be a little controversial sometimes. People either love her or hate her.
Lynne: I bet she gets a lot of letters from those liberals.
Barbara: <laughter>
Lynne: I’m serious, they don’t know what’s right.
Then other people chime in about liberals. And there I sit, partly dumbfounded this conversation is happening in my f’n Weight Watchers meeting, partly pissed off because I had a bad weigh in, and about to pass out from, well, waking up too early. This wasn’t the GOP county housewife’s meeting, (although it coulda been), it was a Weight Watcher meeting. [Out of respect to my meeting leader, she wasn't in the room for this conversation.] That’s just a typical conversation in East Cobb.
I was sure to let Lynne see me on the way out, and backed up so she could read my wacky liberal bumper stickers before hightailing it back home.
Another conversation from a few weeks ago at my Weight Watchers meeting revolved around Rosie vs. Donald, and how sorry they felt for Donald since Rosie was out to get him. “But that’s how those lesbians are.” I almost walked out after that comment.
I certainly do wish that I lived in a more progressive part of town – like by UUCA, for example. But it’s impossible and impractical. Impossible because of money – for some unknown reason, I live in probably the cheapest apartment complex out of anybody I know and its still a very nice apartment, safe neighborhood, etc. Impractical because I work in even more east cobb than where I live. So for the foreseeable future, I’m stuck here. So to all the people who suggest I move, I suggest you pay me, then I’ll think about it.
Until then, though, I’ll be the most liberal person in this county. When I move I bet the per-capital-progressivism will diminish greatly. I know there are Democrats in east cobb, heck, even a few liberals too. But we’re drowned out by the mass of conservatism that haunts the county everywhere you turn.






